Cheerios and Scotch

    18 Sep 2014

    cartoonpolitics:

"Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked." ~ George Carlin

    cartoonpolitics:

    "Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked." ~ George Carlin

    18 Sep 2014

    18 Sep 2014

    swampgallows:

wooliest:

?????

this is the most Acme image i’ve seen in my life

    swampgallows:

    wooliest:

    ?????

    this is the most Acme image i’ve seen in my life

    18 Sep 2014

    (Source: solarsenpai)

    18 Sep 2014

    miss-nerdgasmz:

    hetriedtokillme-w-a-forklift:

    iPhone 5s?

    iPhone 5c?

    Why not iPhone 5ds?

    image

    (Source: even-reo-speedwagon)

    18 Sep 2014

    charlie-in-a-beanie:

    dutchnorkat:

    skankmcmeow:

    I see your shifting gaze, that disgusted glance. I know you’re questioning my parenting from across the elementary school assembly.

    Let me tell you a little story about the kindergarten student with bright purple hair, my little Raven Marie…

    A month before school started she decided to play hair stylist with the craft scissors, and to save what was left I had to opt for a pixie cut. She was absolutely devastated. It was about three hours before she stopped her harsh sobbing and hiccups.

    Why?

    She has thought that the length of a girls hair was what made her “girly”. I know I’ve personally had many hairstyles around her before, including a purple mohawk, which many people criticized as not being “girly” enough. Media, other children, other parents, and society made it worse. She would randomly burst in tears while out in public for the first week of her new style, screaming that she looked like a boy. That everyone would think she’s a boy.

    At one point she took off her bow in her hair, threw it at a cashier and screamed, “I DON’T NEED THIS BOW TO TELL YOU THAT I’M NOT A BOY, BECAUSE I’M NOT”

    Proudly stomping away in her blue jean overalls, head held high.

    Once we edged closer to the first day of school she kept asking questions like, “Do you think the other kids will like me? Do you think they’ll be my friend? Will they think I’m a boy? Will they pick on me because I have boy hair?”

    So I went to the grocery store, bought some dye, and spent the whole night transforming my bright blonde little girl into a plum punk rock fairy. I then assured her that if any of the kids didn’t like her, they were just jealous.

    As for you, mothers and teachers with the wandering eyes filled with disgust and judgement, I’m in the business of raising a free spirit.

    Here’s to you, Raven Marie. I love you.

    SHE’S THE CUTEST OHMAHGOD CAN I HUG HER

    I want that hair

    18 Sep 2014

    MY GIRLFRIEND IS A WEENIE

    livinginnightvale:

    livinginnightvale:

    A weenie who is EXTREMELY LIKE Cecil, and needs to STOP MAKING ME BLUSH OVER THINGS THAT SHOULDN’T BE BLUSHED OVER

    *hides*

    I’m just going to bring this back because it’s always relevant.

    Always relevant.

    Welcome…to our relationship. *disparition*

    18 Sep 2014

    camo-zamboni:

    camo-zamboni:

    camo-zamboni:

    My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

    I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

    Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

    STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

    (Source: camo--zamboni)

    18 Sep 2014

    honeyed-rose:

    daftalchemist:

    okay wow, I normally don’t post personal stuff on this blog, but I just have to share

    it’s been raining since 2:30am (8:30am now) and the desert is NOT EQUIPPED for this kind of rain. the road north of me is completely flooded, like I saw people knee-deep in water pushing cars through it so they could continue south kind of flooded. I wasn’t able to get to work this morning because of it and my manager was entirely understanding, like that’s how severe the rain is here right now.

    so I’m basically stuck in my apartment which is thankfully on the second story, but also right next to a canal that is looking really fucking full already, and the parking lot across the street had cars with their tires almost entirely submerged in some places and wow just… how the fuck am I even going to get to work tomorrow or go out to buy food or whatever I need?? I have a bike and cars can’t even get through this and I can’t make money for rent if I can’t get to work, and I don’t even know if my store is still OPEN right now. tbh I really hope they’re not because the store is ON THE STREET THAT’S FLOODED and just??

    dude the desert is not equipped for this kind of thing. this is really bad.

    global warming

    18 Sep 2014

    weallheartonedirection:

"You can believe me"

    weallheartonedirection:

    "You can believe me"

    18 Sep 2014

    imaginenightvale:

    Imagine Carlos…

    That’s it, just Carlos. Perfect, beautiful Carlos.

    18 Sep 2014

    siren-comstock:

    sometimes i think about how portal was a game with no male characters, featuring a WOC protagonist and an excellent female antagonist who were both anything but sexualised, and yet somehow still managed to create an interesting and engaging experience for female and male gamers alike, win awards, and get a sequel, and then i look at people who say “games with female protagonists don’t sell” and i laugh. for a very long time.

    (Source: fanservicealiens)

    18 Sep 2014

    “By the first world war, soldiers swore so much that the word ‘fucking’ came to function as no more than ‘a warning that a noun is coming’.”

    18 Sep 2014

    Anonymous said: Do you have any pets?

    I have an adorable, clumsy kitty-cat named Diego. (Diego is named after a certain member of the Strex Family.)

    He’s a little ditzy, and he tends to run into things, but he’s a sweetheart. And he loves catnip. And various other plant-life.

    image

    18 Sep 2014

    cryingmanlytears:

[07: History Week | The cave paintings mainly resemble smudges now, after their original discoverer attempted to power-wash them off the wall because he, on religious grounds, did not believe in the past.]

    cryingmanlytears:

    [07: History Week | The cave paintings mainly resemble smudges now, after their original discoverer attempted to power-wash them off the wall because he, on religious grounds, did not believe in the past.]