MY GIRLFRIEND IS A WEENIE
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
okay wow, I normally don’t post personal stuff on this blog, but I just have to share
it’s been raining since 2:30am (8:30am now) and the desert is NOT EQUIPPED for this kind of rain. the road north of me is completely flooded, like I saw people knee-deep in water pushing cars through it so they could continue south kind of flooded. I wasn’t able to get to work this morning because of it and my manager was entirely understanding, like that’s how severe the rain is here right now.
so I’m basically stuck in my apartment which is thankfully on the second story, but also right next to a canal that is looking really fucking full already, and the parking lot across the street had cars with their tires almost entirely submerged in some places and wow just… how the fuck am I even going to get to work tomorrow or go out to buy food or whatever I need?? I have a bike and cars can’t even get through this and I can’t make money for rent if I can’t get to work, and I don’t even know if my store is still OPEN right now. tbh I really hope they’re not because the store is ON THE STREET THAT’S FLOODED and just??
dude the desert is not equipped for this kind of thing. this is really bad.
That’s it, just Carlos. Perfect, beautiful Carlos.
sometimes i think about how portal was a game with no male characters, featuring a WOC protagonist and an excellent female antagonist who were both anything but sexualised, and yet somehow still managed to create an interesting and engaging experience for female and male gamers alike, win awards, and get a sequel, and then i look at people who say “games with female protagonists don’t sell” and i laugh. for a very long time.
Anonymous said: Do you have any pets?
I have an adorable, clumsy kitty-cat named Diego. (Diego is named after a certain member of the Strex Family.)
He’s a little ditzy, and he tends to run into things, but he’s a sweetheart. And he loves catnip. And various other plant-life.