Cheerios and Scotch

    15 Apr 2014

    pinkapi:

    This is important.

    15 Apr 2014

    remeanie:

Let my people go! #Passover #ThePrinceofEgypt

    remeanie:

    Let my people go! #Passover #ThePrinceofEgypt

    15 Apr 2014

    What To Do When Your Boyfriend’s Asshole Best Friend Says, “Hey, Never Trust Anything That Bleeds For Seven Days And Doesn’t Die,
    Right?”
    OR The Only Poem I’ll Ever Write About Periods.

    Don’t excuse him because he’s had
    at least three lite beers
    and is sweating through his black button down
    that his mom or exgirlfriend
    probably bought him.
    Don’t excuse him because he’s been turned down
    by the last six girls he went on dates with
    after meeting them on tindr
    with a picture that’s seven years old
    Don’t excuse him because
    he’s usually such a nice guy
    because you don’t want to be a bitch
    because you don’t want to cause a scene
    because when you were seventeen
    your sister told you
    no one likes an angry feminist

    Tell him,
    Hey, Asshole:
    Let me explain something to you.
    Every goddamn motherfucking month since I was eleven,
    a part of me
    tore itself to shreds
    ripped itself apart inside me
    and then remade itself.

    So yes, I bleed for seven days
    and I don’t die
    You know what else can do that?
    Gods.
    Immortal beings.
    Things of legend.
    Fuck, I can even
    create life.

    So I say, never trust anything that can’t
    bleed for seven days and not die.
    You know what that makes it?
    Weak
    Fallible
    Mortal.
    So let’s see, hon,
    What you’re made of.
    If you can bleed for seven days
    and not die.

    Rip out his jugular with your teeth.
    And when he bleeds for seven seconds
    and dies,
    spit on his corpse and say,
    I thought not.

    — Katherine Tucker (via alchemy)

    (Source: determined-in-slc)

    15 Apr 2014

    awesomephilia:

    Purr = happy cat noise

    Gato = Spanish for cat

    Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats

    (Source: dutchster)

    15 Apr 2014

    As is Passover tradition, I have a date with watching The Prince of Egypt on dvd over and over until my cats rebel. 

    15 Apr 2014

    (Source: aluox)

    15 Apr 2014

    15 Apr 2014

    lilinternetwarrior:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.

#i had 99 problems and they were all bears so i fucking killed them

    lilinternetwarrior:

    jane-b-nimbel:

    thesanityclause:

    youngmanandoldsoul:

    “Killed 99 bears”

    a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

    My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

    Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

    The bears made that tombstone.

    A warning, and a prayer.

    That he really, truely stays down.

    15 Apr 2014

    15 Apr 2014

    concept art - the prince of egypt, 1998, dreamworks animation

    11 Apr 2014

    you-had-me-at-downton:

    Downton Abbey x iPhones

    11 Apr 2014

    ignoremode:

    PS2 was literally the holy land of videogames

    11 Apr 2014

    11 Apr 2014

    joichang:

    riddlemetom:

    unfollower:

    I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden

    you push that stroller sassy spiderman!

    image

    you fight those bad guys girlfriend!

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    you style that hair lil’ dude!

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    and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be swedish.

    11 Apr 2014

    thefuuuucomics:

a sentence i thought i would never read in my life

    thefuuuucomics:

    a sentence i thought i would never read in my life

    (Source: stalinsorgan)